On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me…
A partridge in a hair tree.
Source: Pinterest
*gagging*
On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Two Ninja Turtles…
Source: 80sTees.com
Two…four…turtles…*hiccup*
vhat-ev-rrrr….counting’s for closers.
*downs eggnog*
On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Three French Stockings…
Source: The Chive
Three stockings?
DON’T JUDGE. I’m a circus star.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Four Flamingos Flapping…
Source: Big Mama Blog
Flamingos.
Santa’s secret emergency reindeer backup plan.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Five Gooooldeeeennnn Menorahs!
Source: My Ugly Christmas Sweater
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Six Ducks a Dyin’…
Source: Etsy
This isn’t just a sweater. This is down-home, Cracker-Barrel, country-style, ART.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Seven Miley’s Swinging…
Source: Pinterest
I came in like a WRRRReeecking Ball…..
On the eight day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Eight Old Maid’s Matching…
Source: Bridgette Raes
Because color coordinating it makes it so much better.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Nine Ladies Gangnam Style-ing…
Source: NeatoRama
Move over Bing.
Ladies and gentlemen, from now on let Psy fill your heart with holiday warmth.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Ten Lincolns Leaping…
Source: Follow the Piper
Santa…Abraham Lincoln in disguise?
WHO KNEW?!!
Forget the cookies. I’m leaving him an assortment of concealers.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Eleven Reindeer Puking…
Source: Pinterest
At first you’re happy at all the festive colors and patterns…and then you figure out exactly what you’re actually looking at!
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…
Twelve Darling Dickies…
Source: Tabors Treasures
Cousin Eddie would be so proud. *wiping tear*
‘Tis the Season to
Make Someone Else Use the Glue Gun
What if you’re not the “handy gluestick” kind of person?
What if you’d rather just click a button, pick up the mail, and then reap all the laughs and praise without having to actually DO ANYTHING?
I’ve dug up six sweaters you can buy right now and still get in time for the Christmas Party. (Especially if you’re a Prime member who gets free 1-or-2-day shipping!)
#1 ~ Bikini Sasquatch
#2 ~ Christmas Tattoos
#3 ~ Christmas Elf
#4 ~ Crazy Cat Christmas
#5 ~ Party Like It’s My Birthday
#6 ~ Reindeer Rocketts
So which sweater is your “favorite”? Are you making your own ugly Christmas sweater? Or digging it out of your Grandma’s 1970’s closet?
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