When you subscribe to this website, download a freebie, or or contact me directly, you are giving Heather Taylor Media (that’s me) permission to use your email to contact you back. As a Christian, I try to serve others and show kindness as much as possible.
Except. With. Emails.
With those I’m 100% un-repentantly selfish.
Any information you share to choose to share with me is going to be hoarded. Picture me as a virtual Scrooge McDuck, swimming laps in a giant vault of paper strips.
What If Your Children Grow Up?
Children grow up. Usually. (I am threatening to send mine to Neverland.)
At some point you may find that, having a teenager at home now, you know longer need these baby, toddler, and preschooler parenting advice. (Although I’m beginning to realize that parenting a toddler is a LOT like parenting a teenager…but I digress.)
IF THAT HAPPENS:
- Don’t panic. (Teenagers can sense fear.)
- Click on the “unsubscribe” button at the bottom of every email.
I will then put your information on bier, float it out onto Lake Michigan, and light it on fire with a flaming arrow, Legolas-style, shaking my fist at the sky and sobbing: “Why? WHY?”
All Interesting Posts Must Come to an End
Yes, I know you’re sad to see this INCREDIBLY THRILLING post come to a close, but I really have nothing else to say on the subject.
…except two things. *eye roll*
- If you would like a peek at my 2nd most thrilling post, the Disclaimer Post (cue Toy Story aliens), you can find it here.
This is my promise, Mr. Frodo.
I ain’t gon’ sell your information to nobody.
*spits and holds out hand*